Silly Crap

Awesome things overheard/said to me/said by me:

1. At home:

�He really barreled down that vagina� (said after a natural birth...I caught the tail end of it on TLC)

Me: Where are you going?

Dr. C: Going to check the brake pads on your car

Me: Do I need to go?

Dr. C: Don�t you want to know what's going on with your car?

Me: Do I have to put underwear on?

2. At work:

Random Mother(to me): Do you play soccer?

My boss (before I had a chance to answer): Yes (this was said after my second day...I�m glad I now know that I play soccer)