Pimpslaps for Eric!

kristin - 2004-12-22 14:16:34
Dude. Fuck silverbells, because it is all about silvernails. silvernails...SILVERNAILS...it's christmas time...
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Chad - 2004-12-22 16:30:24
Dude, whatever you do, don't try the jumping off the roof thing with a sheet of plywood. I'm here to tell you, it does not ast as a wing. Breaking a nail will be the least of your worries.
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mousemilk - 2004-12-23 17:20:16
Maybe it's just a big gay time of year. I mean, today I bought a scented candle for �38. I am the 'mo that time fag-got.
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froghotpants - 2004-12-28 10:09:23
Roofjumping was one of my all time fav things to do as a youngin'. While jumping in piles of leaves from ground level is awesome, jumping from the roof is a far cry from a good idea. Especially when mom is watching from the azalea grove. That's a face I'll never forget.
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froghotpants - 2004-12-29 14:46:44
How would a "noob" like me get such a swell comment area? I'll tell you about the secret origin of the Ring Ding!!
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smokinkudzu - 2004-12-31 16:44:02
i thought that if i opened and closed my umblla really fast, it would let me hover after i jumped off the roof, helicopter style. as for your brain, i found it, so calm down. it was doing a round of puff-puff-pass and shotgunning irish car bombs with my brain at the local tit-n-clit. he was complaining that he never gets that at home. he says if you let your sister take him out ever now and then, he'll come back. what do you want me to do with him?
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xquzme - 2005-01-08 19:44:57
Hrmph. I add you to my buddylist and you disappear... Whereartthou, dearest Eric? Babz misses you. Please get busy and entertain me. And, say. I tried showing my Mom and Aunt how I had just learned a "back dive" in the living room, so cheer up. It's a fucking wonder I'm not a quadraplegic ....
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