Pimpslaps for Eric!

Pork Tornado - 2004-05-27 09:03:59
Oh...so that's a razor. See, I thought with all of the vibrating action that it was a buttplug. Now it's aloe enemas from here to eternity. Damn razor cartridges.
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Eric - 2004-05-27 10:14:43
Well, they're always talking about how things are "duel action." I suppose you could butt plug it if you wanted. It's too skinny for that in my opinion, but(t) what do I know.
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michelle - 2004-05-27 11:19:30
wow, that is really weird, you may after all have toxic armpits eric. *smile* really digging the new layout.
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Amy - 2004-05-27 16:16:00
its your deoderant. Having lost a few of my favorite shirts to what I like to call "deth by deoderant", i have found that it doesn't bleach as badly if you don't pile on the deoderant like its creamcheese on a bagel.
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nin - 2004-05-28 10:15:53
its the alcohol in your deodorant. There was a time when all of kristin's leotards had bleachy stains on the arms because of whatever she was using to wash her face, then when she would wipe the sweat off on her sleeves it would bleach them out. However, I personally like your take on it..
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lap - 2004-05-28 15:35:11
And it matched your purple highlighter and everything! I am so sad now.
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Eric - 2004-05-28 18:18:39
You're telling me, sister. It was a sad sad day this morning when I put that mother in the trash. I'll be on the lookout for another one this weekend. Look out gap because I'm boycotting your purple polos....but I'll take one in canary yellow, thanks.
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smokinkudzu - 2004-05-30 17:21:37
Well, I went to Kristin's diary first, after the Pork practically busted a nut talking about it, and I thought she was funny as little kids with thick glasses. And, she's hot. Then, I decided to streak on over to your diary, and waddaya know? There's funny over here, too. I feel like a follower of the pork, but I've been replacing my favorite diaries with ones I actually read. I got lots of time on my hands most days. Anyway... funny shit. By the way... did your deodorant have a scent added to it? Some have scents that have alcohol, which can bleach out fabric. Or the gay pits thing may work, too.
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