Pimpslaps for Eric!

kristin - 2004-03-03 09:44:12
"Daddy likes it when Mommy gives him head." *picture of Mommy handing Daddy a severed head*
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lap - 2004-03-03 10:25:05
Almost completely unrelated would be the Ramona book by Beverly Cleary that begins with Ramona deciding she should be star in commercials. She makes herself a crown of thorns to be like the girl in the margerine commercial. This results, I believe, in a really bad haircut. Poor Ramona. I want to innocently proclaim offensive things today. But if I put my index finger innocently to my lower lip everyone will think it's simply a Jack Black impression.
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nina - 2004-03-03 10:32:47
nice kristin. you beat me to the punch. That was exactly what I was mulling over.
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aw - 2004-03-03 11:55:39
Nina and kris reminded me of this one. Little kid asks mom "did you know daddy eats light bulbs?" Mom, "what makes you say that?" Little kid, "I was walking by the nanny's room last night and daddy said: Turn out the light, and I'll eat it."
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sar - 2004-03-03 14:23:33
eeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!
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pork tornado - 2004-03-03 15:05:10
The ring that rained. that's the name of the book. "once there was a king that rained for 40 years" Damn I loved that book.
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