Pimpslaps for Eric!

DJRainDog - 2004-02-24 11:38:01
Hey, E...Could you explain to me the benefits of a cock-ring? I bought one in New Orleans (leather), and I've worn it a few times, and...Well, I'm just not sure I get it...I mean, it's interesting & different and all, but...Am I missing something? I'm pretty sure I'm not doing it wrong...
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fargahar - 2004-02-24 11:44:30
I fucking love Old School...."Ear muffs."
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kristin - 2004-02-24 11:55:09
Oh my. HAHA. Who knew that this little quote business I put together would inspire a cock-ring lesson. I think I know JUST the person to give it, too.
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kristin - 2004-02-24 11:55:28
And to.
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kristin - 2004-02-24 11:56:23
As in "give it to." in case that was confusing.
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thea - 2004-02-24 22:18:58
old school is the *ear muffs* SHIT!! i love that movie! and i will have to use some of those eric-isms...i hope you dont mind *smile*
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eric - 2004-02-25 08:31:53
Eric-isms are up for grabs if you want to use them. RE: the cockring. Never having had one/worn one myself, the only thing I can tell you is that they're for old S&M types who can't hold an erection. Anyone who tells you differnt is a liar...and a faggot.
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kristin - 2004-02-25 08:33:49
Well, technically they would be a "limp-dick faggot", but yes.
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nina - 2004-02-25 09:14:54
Ok kids. Work related funnies: According to one of my students- George W. Bush is on the dollar bill and no one is telling him any differently (I've spent 3 days trying to get George Washington to register). Also news flash AL Lincoln is on both the penny and 5 dollar bill. AL also has a monument in DC. Once again no amount of repetion is going to change that one so basically I was like OK lets just not tell anyone about the faces on the money, its only going to make us look even more retarded as long as we are aware of the values we can rock it out.
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nina - 2004-02-25 09:51:33
Holy hell. This is the best day ever. So we are making rhyming words using magnetic letters. The base was to be "it" So you can add an s, to make sit, etc. Well I put it up and I ask what does this say. Loud as hell he says "tit", I say no look again. Loud as hell again I get "tit". The mother was so serious and proud. I was trying so hard not to laugh. I finally had to be like no honey, the word is IT.
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kristin - 2004-02-25 12:22:07
Nina Nina Bo-Bina Banana-Fana Fo Fina Fee Fi Mo-Mina. NINA!!!!!!
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