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Pimpslaps for Eric!
fargahar - 2004-02-19 12:44:24
I remember Gary. He called everyone "friend" and wore way too much cologne. He would always hug me and say,"Hello friend". He bagged groceries at the supermarket on the weekends and got in trouble for hugging everyone because some asshole threatened to sue. Whenever I smell his cologne, I think, "Hello friend."
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lap - 2004-02-19 13:05:19
I couldn't destroy the perfection of the previous comments section, but that entry had me in TEARS, Eric, TEARS. We don't even need to script the pilot episode now, it will commence from "So why'd you piss yourself?" I am committed to Kristin&Eric on tv yesterday second only to my own sitcom which is more family oriented. Pitching our idea alone would cause more hilarity than most networks ever score...
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disco - 2004-02-19 13:51:57
Um, Eric. I hate you with every fiber of my being. Not really though.
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disco - 2004-02-19 13:52:48
Actually I want you to fuck me straight up the jawline. NOW! DO IT! My favorite EPETER entry ever!
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kristin - 2004-02-19 13:53:27
I totally don't remember Eureka's Castle. Regardless. Fun facts about Jessica? Um. Yeah. Those aren't fun. "Jessica likes pizza and french fries, JUST LIKE YOU! See! She's a lot like all the rest of you kids! Except she's fuckin' retarded."
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disco - 2004-02-19 13:55:46
HA HA HA HA! In my business we call them "window lickers." Can you guess why?
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kristin - 2004-02-19 13:59:23
Speds, window-lickers, retards, tards. Any way you slice it, they just don't get it. Such abandon and, I don't know, naivite might almost be charming if they didn't shit their pants.
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disco - 2004-02-19 14:04:00
Yeah right like that never happens to you. Fuckin' hypocrate.
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kristin - 2004-02-19 14:13:50
Oh, seriously now, Spelly. I have only shit my pants one time, and I was in first grade. Okay? And I was wearing a dress.
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Eric - 2004-02-19 15:12:38
Girl, you don't remember Eureka's Castle, with the dragon and the puppets etc? Yes, Jessica like pizza and french fries...she's so normal that we had to show you a fucking slide show with pictures taken during feeding time when they don't notice the cameras. Thanks lady. Give the tards, and us for that matter, some fuckin credit.
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nina - 2004-02-19 15:28:39
Ok. I did not give my crazy kids a friggin slide show for the love of god when I got assigned the new tard. Thats like the damn discovery channel and illegal I might add. I just told them they would regret it if they made fun of him (tard) because I would show and tell all their friends that they came to the same resource room as a retarded kid. Works every time.
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kristin - 2004-02-19 16:34:34
NO. I really don't remember Eureka's Castle. Seriously. Then again, I would have been, what, 16 or so. Probably watching foreign films in the basement or at ballet class. I dunno how I missed that.
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disco - 2004-02-19 18:30:36
Oh fuck it's Hurricane Nina!
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Eric - 2004-02-19 19:51:25
What about the forum that my comments section has turned into. My diary exploded like disco socks. It's crazy. Eureka's castle was oriented to extremely small children 3 or 5 years old. I never watched it myself, just knew of it.
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Eric - 2004-02-19 19:51:33
What about the forum that my comments section has turned into. My diary exploded like disco socks. It's crazy. Eureka's castle was oriented to extremely small children 3 or 5 years old. I never watched it myself, just knew of it.
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nina - 2004-02-19 22:22:53
Yeah disco. Thats El Nina to you buddy.
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kristin - 2004-02-20 08:25:25
I say that from now on, we don't IM, we just sign this little comments section back and forth back and forth all day. I seriously wonder if there is a limit to how many there can be on a page? I'm ready to max some shit out.
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kristin - 2004-02-20 08:26:59
PS - disco, nina is more like a typhoon, really. a short, blonde typhoon.
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nina - 2004-02-20 08:35:59
Kris you are right. The origin of the word typhoon comes from the greek language= whirlwind. Not that short.
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kristin - 2004-02-20 09:02:49
Girl. No, you are not THAT short. Okay. A blonde typhoon that has to shop in the petite clothing department.
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nina - 2004-02-20 17:32:25
thats right! been shoppin all day too.
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disco - 2004-02-22 21:49:31
Nina and the last word are BFF!
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SLAP ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!
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