Pimpslaps for Eric!

kristin - 2003-08-22 10:31:59
Side note: when Eric started laughing, the fart started to come out rapid-fire like a Tommy gun. Sometimes, when she'd get REAL pissed, she would say "EROC!" instead of "Er-ick" it sounded like "air-rock." That's when you knew she was on 9, and 10 was to follow shortly. Next time you're in town, you should ask Eric to do that thing he does where he puts eggs up to his eyes, and says "I can't see!" It's not to be missed.
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nina - 2003-08-23 00:48:39
thanks for the laughs! I loved it. You are the fart master. Your burps (after a dr. pepper) are not to be discounted either. A cacophony of sounds if you will. You are truely gassy mcgasterson in every way, from all ends. love ya!
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ant woman - 2003-08-30 15:22:37
don't ever forget buddy boy, I can rat you out big time. The dimes dropping would sound like golf ball sized hail on the top of a cheap trailer. I was NEVER cranky.
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Dr. Spindler - 2004-06-16 13:54:49
I have a patent cure for chronic 'farts'. Please email me for details including the word 'Sanet' in the title !
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Dr Spindler - 2004-06-16 14:00:09
I am a lonely old man and appreciate all the mail I get (including spam). Just remember to include the word 'Sanet' in the title. Thanks!! [email protected]
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brad.barnhardt - 2004-12-02 22:50:52
THAT WAS AWSOME DUDE JEES I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING THANK GOD FOR DRUGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOO TRANQRILISER!
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lemon jelly page one - 2004-12-09 17:51:51
BRAD BARNDHART!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHA THAT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY WHAT THE DUDE ABOVE ME SAID AND OH YEAH THE REALL GUY WHO MADE THIS THING YEAH IVE FARTED FULL BLAST FOR ABOUT 8 MINUTES STRAIGHT AND I'M THE WORLD REACORD!!!!!!!!!! OH YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lemon jelly page one - 2004-12-09 17:51:56
BRAD BARNDHART!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHA THAT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY WHAT THE DUDE ABOVE ME SAID AND OH YEAH THE REALL GUY WHO MADE THIS THING YEAH IVE FARTED FULL BLAST FOR ABOUT 8 MINUTES STRAIGHT AND I'M THE WORLD REACORD!!!!!!!!!! OH YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fsef - 2004-12-09 17:54:11
I crossed my legs, hoping upon all hopes that I could make it either outside, or into the bathroom and let this bad mother fly. I uncrossed my legs and took one step towards the door and it happened. One loud boom and the demon had been unleashed. This immediately drew attention since the television was not turned up the loud. Kristin and Mara turned their heads in my direction and I stepped back behind the counter and squeezed as hard as I could to prevent any further gas leakage. Now, this technique usually works for me, but on this occasion, my ass had decided that rather than stop it, it would just make the pitch go up and suddenly it sounded like I was letting the air out of a balloon really slowly, which results in a high-pitched squeal that only bats can hear, and of course in this case, my aunt and my sister. The noise kept getting higher and higher and lasting longer and longer. This allowed my aunt not only to do a stare down, but also to change expressions several times, with every different note my ass was now deciding to make. It was like I was singing scales out of my 0-ring. While my aunts expressions changed I knew that there was nothing I could do but just let this bitch flyI crossed my legs, hoping upon all hopes that I could make it either outside, or into the bathroom and let this bad mother fly. I uncrossed my legs and took one step towards the door and it happened. One loud boom and the demon had been unleashed. This immediately drew attention since the television was not turned up the loud. Kristin and Mara turned their heads in my direction and I stepped back behind the counter and squeezed as hard as I could to prevent any further gas leakage. Now, this technique usually works for me, but on this occasion, my ass had decided that rather than stop it, it would just make the pitch go up and suddenly it sounded like I was letting the air out of a balloon really slowly, which results in a high-pitched squeal that only bats can hear, and of course in this case, my aunt and my sister. The noise kept getting higher and higher and lasting longer and longer. This allowed my aunt not only to do a stare down, but also to change expressions several times, with every different note my ass was now deciding to make. It was like I was singing scales out of my 0-ring. While my aunts expressions changed I knew that there was nothing I could do but just let this bitch flyI crossed my legs, hoping upon all hopes that I could make it either outside, or into the bathroom and let this bad mother fly. I uncrossed my legs and took one step towards the door and it happened. One loud boom and the demon had been unleashed. This immediately drew attention since the television was not turned up the loud. Kristin and Mara turned their heads in my direction and I stepped back behind the counter and squeezed as hard as I could to prevent any further gas leakage. Now, this technique usually works for me, but on this occasion, my ass had decided that rather than stop it, it would just make the pitch go up and suddenly it sounded like I was letting the air out of a balloon really slowly, which results in a high-pitched squeal that only bats can hear, and of course in this case, my aunt and my sister. The noise kept getting higher and higher and lasting longer and longer. This allowed my aunt not only to do a stare down, but also to change expressions several times, with every different note my ass was now deciding to make. It was like I was singing scales out of my 0-ring. While my aunts expressions changed I knew that there was nothing I could do but just let this bitch flyI crossed my legs, hoping upon all hopes that I could make it either outside, or into the bathroom and let this bad mother fly. I uncrossed my legs and took one step towards the door and it happened. One loud boom and the demon had been unleashed. This immediately drew attention since the television was not turned up the loud. Kristin and Mara turned their heads in my direction and I stepped back behind the counter and squeezed as hard as I could to prevent any further gas leakage. Now, this technique usually works for me, but on this occasion, my ass had decided that rather than stop it, it would just make the pitch go up and suddenly it sounded like I was letting the air out of a balloon really slowly, which results in a high-pitched squeal that only bats can hear, and of course in this case, my aunt and my sister. The noise kept getting higher and higher and lasting longer and longer. This allowed my aunt not only to do a stare down, but also to change expressions several times, with every different note my ass was now deciding to make. It was like I was singing scales out of my 0-ring. While my aunts expressions changed I knew that there was nothing I could do but just let this bitch flyI crossed my legs, hoping upon all hopes that I could make it either outside, or into the bathroom and let this bad mother fly. I uncrossed my legs and took one step towards the door and it happened. One loud boom and the demon had been unleashed. This immediately drew attention since the television was not turned up the loud. Kristin and Mara turned their heads in my direction and I stepped back behind the counter and squeezed as hard as I could to prevent any further gas leakage. Now, this technique usually works for me, but on this occasion, my ass had decided that rather than stop it, it would just make the pitch go up and suddenly it sounded like I was letting the air out of a balloon really slowly, which results in a high-pitched squeal that only bats can hear, and of course in this case, my aunt and my sister. The noise kept getting higher and higher and lasting longer and longer. This allowed my aunt not only to do a stare down, but also to change expressions several times, with every different note my ass was now deciding to make. It was like I was singing scales out of my 0-ring. While my aunts expressions changed I knew that there was nothing I could do but just let this bitch flyI crossed my legs, hoping upon all hopes that I could make it either outside, or into the bathroom and let this bad mother fly. I uncrossed my legs and took one step towards the door and it happened. One loud boom and the demon had been unleashed. This immediately drew attention since the television was not turned up the loud. Kristin and Mara turned their heads in my direction and I stepped back behind the counter and squeezed as hard as I could to prevent any further gas leakage. Now, this technique usually works for me, but on this occasion, my ass had decided that rather than stop it, it would just make the pitch go up and suddenly it sounded like I was letting the air out of a balloon really slowly, which results in a high-pitched squeal that only bats can hear, and of course in this case, my aunt and my sister. The noise kept getting higher and higher and lasting longer and longer. This allowed my aunt not only to do a stare down, but also to change expressions several times, with every different note my ass was now deciding to make. It was like I was singing scales out of my 0-ring. While my aunts expressions changed I knew that there was nothing I could do but just let this bitch flyI crossed my legs, hoping upon all hopes that I could make it either outside, or into the bathroom and let this bad mother fly. I uncrossed my legs and took one step towards the door and it happened. One loud boom and the demon had been unleashed. This immediately drew attention since the television was not turned up the loud. Kristin and Mara turned their heads in my direction and I stepped back behind the counter and squeezed as hard as I could to prevent any further gas leakage. Now, this technique usually works for me, but on this occasion, my ass had decided that rather than stop it, it would just make the pitch go up and suddenly it sounded like I was letting the air out of a balloon really slowly, which results in a high-pitched squeal that only bats can hear, and of course in this case, my aunt and my sister. The noise kept getting higher and higher and lasting longer and longer. This allowed my aunt not only to do a stare down, but also to change expressions several times, with every different note my ass was now deciding to make. It was like I was singing scales out of my 0-ring. While my aunts expressions changed I knew that there was nothing I could do but just let this bitch flyI crossed my legs, hoping upon all hopes that I could make it either outside, or into the bathroom and let this bad mother fly. I uncrossed my legs and took one step towards the door and it happened. One loud boom and the demon had been unleashed. This immediately drew attention since the television was not turned up the loud. Kristin and Mara turned their heads in my direction and I stepped back behind the counter and squeezed as hard as I could to prevent any further gas leakage. Now, this technique usually works for me, but on this occasion, my ass had decided that rather than stop it, it would just make the pitch go up and suddenly it sounded like I was letting the air out of a balloon really slowly, which results in a high-pitched squeal that only bats can hear, and of course in this case, my aunt and my sister. The noise kept getting higher and higher and lasting longer and longer. This allowed my aunt not only to do a stare down, but also to change expressions several times, with every different note my ass was now deciding to make. It was like I was singing scales out of my 0-ring. While my aunts expressions changed I knew that there was nothing I could do but just let this bitch flyI crossed my legs, hoping upon all hopes that I could make it either outside, or into the bathroom and let this bad mother fly. I uncrossed my legs and took one step towards the door and it happened. One loud boom and the demon had been unleashed. This immediately drew attention since the television was not turned up the loud. Kristin and Mara turned their heads in my direction and I stepped back behind the counter and squeezed as hard as I could to prevent any further gas leakage. Now, this technique usually works for me, but on this occasion, my ass had decided that rather than stop it, it would just make the pitch go up and suddenly it sounded like I was letting the air out of a balloon really slowly, which results in a high-pitched squeal that only bats can hear, and of course in this case, my aunt and my sister. The noise kept getting higher and higher and lasting longer and longer. This allowed my aunt not only to do a stare down, but also to change expressions several times, with every different note my ass was now deciding to make. It was like I was singing scales out of my 0-ring. While my aunts expressions changed I knew that there was nothing I could do but just let this bitch flyI crossed my legs, hoping upon all hopes that I could make it either outside, or into the bathroom and let this bad mother fly. I uncrossed my legs and took one step towards the door and it happened. One loud boom and the demon had been unleashed. This immediately drew attention since the television was not turned up the loud. Kristin and Mara turned their heads in my direction and I stepped back behind the counter and squeezed as hard as I could to prevent any further gas leakage. Now, this technique usually works for me, but on this occasion, my ass had decided that rather than stop it, it would just make the pitch go up and suddenly it sounded like I was letting the air out of a balloon really slowly, which results in a high-pitched squeal that only bats can hear, and of course in this case, my aunt and my sister. The noise kept getting higher and higher and lasting longer and longer. This allowed my aunt not only to do a stare down, but also to change expressions several times, with every different note my ass was now deciding to make. It was like I was singing scales out of my 0-ring. While my aunts expressions changed I knew that there was nothing I could do but just let this bitch flyI crossed my legs, hoping upon all hopes that I could make it either outside, or into the bathroom and let this bad mother fly. I uncrossed my legs and took one step towards the door and it happened. One loud boom and the demon had been unleashed. This immediately drew attention since the television was not turned up the loud. Kristin and Mara turned their heads in my direction and I stepped back behind the counter and squeezed as hard as I could to prevent any further gas leakage. Now, this technique usually works for me, but on this occasion, my ass had decided that rather than stop it, it would just make the pitch go up and suddenly it sounded like I was letting the air out of a balloon really slowly, which results in a high-pitched squeal that only bats can hear, and of course in this case, my aunt and my sister. The noise kept getting higher and higher and lasting longer and longer. This allowed my aunt not only to do a stare down, but also to change expressions several times, with every different note my ass was now deciding to make. It was like I was singing scales out of my 0-ring. While my aunts expressions changed I knew that there was nothing I could do but just let this bitch flyI crossed my legs, hoping upon all hopes that I could make it either outside, or into the bathroom and let this bad mother fly. I uncrossed my legs and took one step towards the door and it happened. One loud boom and the demon had been unleashed. This immediately drew attention since the television was not turned up the loud. Kristin and Mara turned their heads in my direction and I stepped back behind the counter and squeezed as hard as I could to prevent any further gas leakage. Now, this technique usually works for me, but on this occasion, my ass had decided that rather than stop it, it would just make the pitch go up and suddenly it sounded like I was letting the air out of a balloon really slowly, which results in a high-pitched squeal that only bats can hear, and of course in this case, my aunt and my sister. The noise kept getting higher and higher and lasting longer and longer. This allowed my aunt not only to do a stare down, but also to change expressions several times, with every different note my ass was now deciding to make. It was like I was singing scales out of my 0-ring. While my aunts expressions changed I knew that there was nothing I could do but just let this bitch flyv
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