Pimpslaps for Eric!

kristin - 2003-07-16 14:11:55
that picture. sweet chitlins! it's so fucking good. all i have to say about nigel is that you know that bitch just stares at the garage door when it's closed, sniffs the frame, and thinks to himself FUCKING SHIT, i wish i had thumbs. *i'm doing the macarena right now.*
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frankiflowers - 2003-07-16 14:53:36
sometimes when I hit my head I see jesus I mean, sometimes when I throw up I say "jesus" because it makes the vomit come out more smoothly don't ask how I figured that out BTW, are those Carmela's dove bars????
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nina - 2003-07-16 15:20:59
I just sent you an email about your site....when did you hook up the comments section? Or are the roots running deep and the blonde is taking over my brain? I love that story man. I believe that the falling problem runs in your family and extends to all that have contact with you. Recall the fall that shook melgert when I went for the phone slipped on the carpet ate it face first in front of your entire family? at least the wine was saved....thank god for small miracles.
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cozmikgurl79 - 2003-07-30 16:13:23
Fabulous. I fall down all the time, too (They're just slightly more graceful when I'm sober than when I'm drunk). Maybe seeing the lemurs has taken the curse away...
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