HUMPH!!!!

Good Morning/Afternoon to everyone from coast to coast and those so fortunate enough to be across the pond in another country!

Today started off really well I swear to god. Ms. Patti LeBelle and I were singing about our respective new attitudes on the way to work and I got a chance to voice my opinion by honking for change, per the instructions on the Kerry/Edwards signs that were being held up at the intersection by my work.

I was feeling good from my head to my shoes and then the work day started. Apparently �Bitch� is tattooed on my forehead because all of the little tasks I�ve been assigned today minus my regular poke me in the eye type work that occupies my day, are something done by either a) someone�s Personal Assistant or b) someone�s bitch. Seeing how Personal Assistant is not my job title there is only one more place to go.

The silver lining on the cloud of my day is that during lunch I will be paid to go fabric shopping so we can use it as a backdrop for taking pictures of products we sell. I�ll also be going to Michael�s as it is right next door. I hope to see many grandmothers in puffy-painted shirts and airbrushed sweaters.

Unfortunately I don�t have pictures from my weekend trip to Richmond�YET. Just know that since the couple we stayed with lived out in the middle of nowhere we felt the need to take advantage of the woods and take �senior pictures.� Imagine one leg up on a tree stump, striking somewhat of a �Thinker� pose. God they�re so good and I cannot wait to share. Let it be known know that I�m smoking in both of mine if I remember correctly. In fact, I think I�m smoking in all the pictures.

We turned out Central Virginia like a part-time job on Saturday night when they had a house party. I was rudely awakened at 9:00 to go to drag brunch. It was a little bit too much stimuli so early however nothing a Bloody Mary can�t handle. One of the drag queens was 6�2�, 375 lbs�she was a big mother. She sang carwash and I loved her for it.

In conclusion, fuck today, fuck tomorrow, and go fuck your mom while your at it because apart from being crusty I don�t have much purpose today. I guess when Patti and I were discussing our attitudes what she meant was that mine was going to be really fucking sour.

Dear Patti:

Please be more specific next time RE: my attitude. Cheers!

Eric