Fun time with Reality Shows and Hookers

Now that the reality crazy has gotten out of hand I figured I could start off this entry by pleading my picks for new reality series. I leave it up to the networks as to who would like to pick up what show. Just give me a ring:

1. Sassy hotel housekeepers/live in maids titled �Sweeping it Real.� Premise: Follow them around and see what the hell these bitches have to go through while cleaning up and what they find in the rooms. Allow them to talk back to their superiors knowing they can�t get fired�the supervisors will be unaware of that little snag. Watch as tempers fly and the help gets salty.
2. Cameras are placed in the smoking areas of big business. Listen to the office gossip and you are the judge of whether or not these employees are �Blowing Smoke.� Their stories will boggle your mind. Office banter at its best.
3. Follow around porn starts on the set of their shoot. Hear their stories of how they got into the industry and party with them afterwards. It�s like being best friends with the nudies as they �Dick Around.�

That�s all that�s coming to me right now but I�m sure more will flow. It is still early in the day and perhaps this evenings cocktails will be the just the medium I need.

So I promised the story of the straight boys at the wedding right? The actual reception itself involved doing the Roger Rabbit (when is that not appropriate?), slamming stoli and sodas, and smoking a lot. Once the straight boys knew where the party was at it was up to us to show them a good time after they shut down the bar. We ride up the street in the Hummer to the club. One of them is totally unaware of the fact that we are about to step into a gay bar. I could be wrong, but the gay porn on the TV and the male stripper on the bar probably tipped him off.

One of them was ready for dancing so I took him out in the field as my friend Gary stayed behind with the other two new recruits to give a brief �Gay 101� lesson and answer their gay related questions. Gems included �what does it feel like to be gay� and �so you don�t like women, right?�

Upon returning to the hotel we get pizza ordered by the front desk and plop ourselves on the couches in the lobby. We then witness one of the best things ever: A hooker with total �fuck me� high heel shoes comes waltzing in the door with the maintenance man that helped us get into our hotel room the previous day as our card keys didn�t work. He proceeds to lock the two of them in the women�s bathroom. Twenty minutes later as we�re eating our pizza, they come back out of the bathroom wearing different clothes and the man shot us a grin. Flawless. The whore then goes up and starts chatting with the front desk people. I wanted to be her friend and ask her where she got those fabulous patent leather platforms. Unfortunately I was too hungry, even for those shoes.

What�s an entry without a photo? This was taken at the same time as the ones from my last entry however it was sent to one Ms. Lady Byrne. Maybe you�ll be next to be in my mouth�Scandal!

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