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eat it I wish a ton of stuff has happened to me, but in actuality, I�ve been a boring mother for quite some time now. The one thing people really need to read is the twomothers entry from yesterday about �Slam.� Know that after they read it, you must come back and finish what you�ve started here or I will feel like a used Kleenex. I watched extreme makeover last night and plucked my eyebrows and clipped my finger/toe nails. You don�t have to tell me that I lead an exciting life�I already know. Before that craziness started, I went to drop off some work shirts at the dry cleaners two blocks from my apartment. I walked in there, handed the mother my shirts. I verified that I wanted light starch and mother asked my last name. I told her, she typed it in the system. Then she asked my first name and it went exactly like this: KM= Korean Mother Me= Me KM: Your first name? Me: Eric. KM (confused): Mary? Me: Eric. KM (still confused): Mary? Me: E-R-I-C KM (laughing): OH, ok, Eric. *types into system* Thank you! Me: ��. Since when does the Er sound of my name resemble Ma? Seriously folks, English was her second language and I seriously doubt she was hip enough to know what a �Mary� was, let alone tag me for it. Last note of the day: One more person asks me what I�m heating up for lunch is gonna get a hot bowl of Chunky Campbells in their face. Happy Friday! e. |
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