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sucky Once at gymnastics camp I was chased down the walking trail by a peahen who had apparently just had some eggs hatch. How was I to know? My question is why the hell this �camp� chose to have peacocks for the love of god. Was there something that made us perform better or learn more skills while at camp? The mountains of Pennsylvania don�t really scream �peacock farm� to me. Other animals I have been chased by: 1. A german shepard when I was three years old. The owner kept telling me to stop running�ok bitch, whatever, I�m 3 years old. 2. A team of ducks. At my grandmothers house in California. They�d be all nice to your face, but turn around and walk away and they�ll lower their heads and go for the ankles. Unlike the peahen you can hear the ducks running after you because their webbed feet make a nice slapping sound against the pavement. 3. A spider. I�m not sure I would count it as being chased, but it was walking in my general direction and I took that as a warning sign that it was going to kick my ass�so I ran�I ran to get the vacuum and sucked that bad mother-fucker up so fast it didn�t know what hit him. I normally wouldn�t do that, but it was craptasically large. 4. My cat Gonzo. My thoughts on Ashton and Demi: She�s gonna be real sorry when Ashton punks her and says �Whoops! Nevermind Striptease, I was just in it for the 40 yr. old cooter.� I�m tired today and I think this just took the last ounce of strength to post this. Consider yourselves lucky. e. |
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