whoa

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Fellatio Get Down.
What's yours?
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WHOA...all I have to say is WHOA.

This makes the second entry in a row where all I have done is posted a name that was generated by RUM MONKEY. I am the laziest person ever. Then again, it's my diary so fuck you and the horse your Mom rode in on if you don't like it.

In the convenience store located in my building there is a sign by the register that says "Be Nice or Leave. Thank You."

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